OH MY! X-MAS IS A MONTH AWAY

Today is a gloomy day. It's cold, it's raining, the sun has decided to sleep in I guess. It's amazing how on days like this, we tend to feel something other than ourselves. We don’t feel sad, but we’re not happy either, we’re just sort of…..dead.

A friend of mine and I were talking the other day about humor. I don’t know about what you find funny, but personally, I find the most obscene things funny. I think the reason I find that stuff so funny is due to the Simpsons, but to be honest, I think it’s more as a result of South Park. They take everything to the extreme. People blowing their brains out, and killing one another for no reason, shitting and puking violently, and racism. I know it may sound sick, but the father you push a joke, the funnier it becomes. Maybe we’re always a little dead inside.

I’m not a racist, nor am I condoning violence, but it should be ok to joke about it. As Chris Rock says, it’s all about context. A joke that offends people is their problem, not mine. If you take yourself so seriously you can laugh at everything, you have a problem. Everything is funny, life is a joke. I don’t think that anything is really off limits, as South Park said either everything is funny, or nothing is. I hate all the PC bullshit.

Speaking of PC fuckers, fuck all of you that say “Happy Holidays.” It’s fucking Christmas. I was born a Jew and I still hate the “Happy Holidays” shit. I mean, do people really know when Kwanza is or Hannukah? The answer is NO. And who fucking cares. The people that celebrate that shit are a total minority. If we really cared about them there would be other concessions we would make. For instance, giving religious holidays to minority groups instead of making them take vacation days, have holiday symbols related to the observation. But we don’t, and that’s a good thing, so why the hell would we say “holiday season.” Fuck you if you think it’s a good idea. You’re a moron and you’re just trying to make yourself think you’re doing the right thing.

I haven’t been to any malls recently, thank no one, but I hear it’s crazy busy. Why? WHY? “Hey honey, here’s some shit you don’t need, or that you’ll not want within a couple of months.” “ Oh thank you dear, we’ll give it to goodwill when we’re done with it.” “That’s my girl!” Fuck that.