Give me your money.
I'll hold it for safe keeping.
I promise a return.
Give you more than you earn.
But in place, I will set a fee.
Safe keeping isn't free.
True, what I give you
Is less than the revenue it generated.
But here's a slogan"Your business is appreciated"
Hope that made you feel good.
Our marketing team said it should.
What a good deal!
It’s a fucking steal!
Make money off money that’s not ours!
Controlling political powers!
We’re so fucking smart.
We made stealing into art.
You need all your money?
Well, it's sort of funny.
We don't have it.
It was never really here.
There's nothing I can do my dear.
It was an investment and you gave consent.
What I can do is give you credit.
It'll make you indebted,
But you can have the things you don't need!
It'll give you all that you desire.
And true interest rates will go higher.
But till it's repo'ed, you'll have more than you sewed.
What a good deal!
It’s a fucking steal!
Make money off money that’s not ours!
Controlling political powers!
We’re so fucking smart.
We made stealing into art.
I don’t really careIf it’s not fair.
People can rely on social welfare.
It’s never my fault.I
t's the economy
It was never me
We never spent frivolously
Sorry for any inconvenience.
